Camden says some pretty silly things sometimes! The funniest thing is that they seem to come at random times, just out of the blue, and not entirely connected to other things that are happening.
Here are a few that I can remember from recently:
1.(We were in a public restroom.)
C: What's poking me? (pause) A muskrat?
(There really wasn't anything poking him.)
2.(Camden was scrunching up his nose.)
C: There's a porcupine in my nose!
3. (Camden had eaten breakfast--Strawberry Shredded Wheat--within the previous 1/2 hour.)
C: I'm hungry.
M: You'll need to wait until snack time.
C: But I'm hungry.
M: What would have happened if you'd eaten all your breakfast?
C: (pause) I would turn into a fwahwingo (flamingo).
4. (This is from a library book, but Camden enjoys singing it. Think "3 blind mice")
Three loud trucks
Three loud trucks
See how they zoom!
See how they zoom!
They all jumped over the muck and goo.
They skidded and screeched til their mufflers blew.
Did you ever see such a crazy crew
As three loud trucks?
Three loud trucks.
5. (Brian often sings, "Fee Fi Fo Fum! I'm going to eat the belly of my son!")
Today, Camden sang, "Fee Fi Fo Fum! I'm going to eat my daddy all up!
11 years ago
2 comments:
I'm pretty sure I turned into a flamingo last time I ate all my breakfast, so I really think he has a valid point there. :)
We read a book a few weeks ago that talked about how flamingos turn pink because of their diet. So, eating pink strawberry mini-wheats would obviously turn him into a pink flamingo! Also, he noted that Nate would be a white flamingo. He drinks a lot of milk. :)
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